It’s like a game of Rock Paper Scissors except maybe it’s called Thongs (Me), Money (Dad), Ropes (Travis). Travis (Ropes) beats Dad (Money). Dad (Money) beats me (Thongs). I (Thongs) beat Travis (Ropes) since we like to all pretend to be each other. Ropes beats money because when you dead, you don’t need to pay anything anyway. Money beats thongs because when you wear thongs in public you don’t make money or would get a job and probably end up homeless. Thongs beats ropes, because thongs are more funnier than ropes.
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